borislvin ([personal profile] borislvin) wrote2004-08-03 10:04 pm

Отзывы на доклад комиссии 911, согласно "The Onion"

"I read the whole report cover to cover. Turns out it was terrorists."

"Osama, Osama, Osama! Can't we have a commission about something nice for a change?"

"I'm glad it's over. The way that investigation was dragging on, I was almost beginning to wish that 9/11 had never even happened."

"I wrote a report about 8/20 that I think you should read. It's called My Birthday And What I Want For It."

"Great timing! I just finished Bergdorf Blondes, and I've been looking for another good beach read."

"Eh, the whole thing is pretty tame. Now, Ken Starr—there was a man who could write a juicy report."

http://www.theonion.com/wdyt/index.php?issue=4030

Hey!

[identity profile] induke.livejournal.com 2004-08-03 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not fair to the freaks from Burning Man!

[identity profile] ex-ilyavinar899.livejournal.com 2004-08-04 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Кстати, гибридными - не танками, конечно, а хуммерами - армия пользуется.